does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
found this walking home last night
even the sign has given up
HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
wow he’s more prepared for finals than i am
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
this perfectly describes how all college shopping is done
My generation’s introduction to the internet, in gifs.
I date myself every time I say Hokay.
It doesn’t help that almost everyone I work with was born in the 90s.
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
this cow has longer eyelashes than me
BEEP BEEP All aboard the idiot wagon!
"fuck this shit, this birds gotta fly"
"dont mind me jailbait, just passing through"
"woah whats this douche so happy about?"
"sup nerds? wheres the party at?"
"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"
"outta the way, fatty"
"damnit droog stop pissing around"
"damn, who knew idiots came in bite size?"
"fuuuuuuck uuuuuck uuuuck uuuuuuuuuck"
"well shit thats pretty"
"OUTTA THE WAY NERD"
Can’t be tamed.